Complete Jerkhole Quotes

By Evil Dr. Reef on Apr. 3, 2015
  • Derek: So I’m the girl part?
    Dean: So how are your boobs?
    Derek [in a falsetto]: They’re pretty awesome! I like playing with them all the time.
  • Super Dave: I’ve seen charcoal!
    Derek: Are you sure?
    Super Dave: I’m lying.
  • Jim: They aren’t very good Phoenixes.
    Marcus: Do they have Phoenix Down’s Syndrome?
  • Marcus: What’s the magic equivalent of mustard gas?
  • Marcus: He kicked the shit out of that guy in the dick.
  • Jim: I can’t tell if you’re stupid or cheating.

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