November Quotes Season

By Evil Dr. Reef on Nov. 19, 2011
  • Jim: I didn’t realize this game was going to become so homoerotic.
    Ryan: Well, Marcus is here. [Laughs lecherously]
  • Jim: When you do science, what do you do?
    Marcus: I blindly drink chemicals.
  • Jim: The worst they’ll do is beat you with billy clubs.
    Ryan: And I like billy clubs.
  • {{TF Boy: Never heard of it
    {{Jim: That’s because you’ve never heard of it
    {{TF Boy: Good point
  • Ryan: Is it gay that I like Fall Out Boy?
    Jim: Only if I’m gay too.
    Ryan: Let’s be gay together.
    Andrea/Marcus: now THAT’S gay!
  • Ryan: Marcus, there’s no shortage of Ry in supply.
    Andrea: Ryan, that has to be the gayest thing you have ever said, and you’ve said some pretty gay things.
  • {{Marcus: If you feel an incredible wave of potent and lethal evil as you approach my car, don’t worry. That is just me. :)
    {{Jim: And if you feel an incredible bullet through your skull, don’t worry. That’s just me. ^_^
    {{Marcus: Understanding is fun.
  • Jim: I can’t park there. It’s handicapped.
    Marcus: Well you DO have a mental deficiency.
    Jim: Yeah, but I don’t have a sticker for it.
  • {{Jim: Mac Tonight never second guesses himself.
    {{GX: Mac Tonight died by giving himself all the STDs in the world.
    {{Jim: But he had fun while doing that, dang it!
  • {{Jim: Michael Jackson will be mad at me, but he’s still dead so what’s he gonna do?
    {{Marcus: YEAH. WHAT YOU GONNA DO JACKSON?
    {{Marcus: YOU CAN’T GRAB YOUR CROTCH WHEN YOU ARE DEAD?
    {{Jim: Unless that’s how they laid him in the coffin.
    {{Jim: Which… wouldn’t surprise me for some reason.**
  • {{Jim: And the reason it makes me feel so stupid is because I suggested that to myself the very first time it happened, but I figured there was no possible way that was the problem.
    {{Jim: And then Occam’s razor slit my wrists.
  • Marcus: Luckily we’re all superior to Jim in every other way.
    Jim: I can think of one way I’m superior.
    Marcus: Jim… Don’t brag.

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