Quotes for the New Spring!

By Evil Dr. Reef on Mar. 11, 2013
  • Super Dave: Sometimes you say things and I twitch with anger.
    Jim: Well that’s a role reversal!
  • {{GX: I did not have sex with that Watergate.
  • {{GX: I just realized a crucial flaw in what I’m doing right now.
    {{Jim: Is this the “breathing vs. breeding” argument again?
    {{GX: Worse.
  • Marcus: That stupid decision…
    Jim: Brought to you by Marcus.
    Marcus: Makers of failure.
  • {{Marcus: I hate you.
    {{Jim: You don’t hate me. You hate the idea of me.
    {{Marcus: Both.
  • {{GX: Then I’ll point them to China and get marked as a racist too.
    {{Jim: Absolutely.
    {{Jim: But you are, aren’t you?
    {{GX: Well, I’m prejudice against your love of F1.
    {{Jim: That’s not a race or a sex.
    {{GX: It’s not a sex, but it is a race!
    {{GX: *bu-dum-tsh*
  • {{Jim: I just hate everyone else instead of myself.
    {{GX: If I do something bad, I blame the Knights Templar.
    {{Jim: They do tend to bring out the worst in you.
  • {{GX: We should sell stuff. Then get sued by Hasbro.
    {{GX: Let’s sell hand-crafted wicker baskets.
    {{GX: Made out of human plasma.
    {{GX: And stem cells.
    {{GX: And seething rage.
  • {{Whitney: Weird, I’m not usually dyslexic about words.
    {{Whitney: Odd.
    {{Jim: You must be the other thing, where you flip whole letters around.
    {{Whitney: I have no idea what that is. XD
    {{GX: Tired?
    {{Whitney: Eh, possibly.
    {{Jim: Flipfluenza.
    {{GX: Influenza?
    {{Jim: TexMexya.
    {{Jim: The most delicious learning disorder this side of the Rio Grande.
    {{Whitney: XDDDDDD
  • {{Jim: Maybe some woman plans on leaving her husband to run away with you and you just don’t know it yet.
    {{GX: I hope not. She sounded elderly.
    {{Jim: Well that’s what you get for playing gin at the old folks home every Saturday evening.
    {{GX: No, we were -drinking- gin. We were -playing- rummy.
    {{Jim: So basically exactly what I said, but with booze involved.

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