Quotes in This Time of Need

By Evil Dr. Reef on Feb. 28, 2012
  • Jim: I wonder if buttsex.com is a website.
    Marcus: Yeah.
    Jim: Oh?
    Marcus: Oh, I thought you said ButteSects.com, which is a site that lists all the religious organizations around the town of Butte, Montana.
  • Super Dave: Jim’s reasons for things are fun.
    Jim: I usually don’t have a reason for more than a few seconds before I say them.
  • Marcus: You do get a hard on for conspiracies.
    Jim: HAARP makes me hard.
  • Dac: I greater than three you.
    Derek: I think that’s supposed to be less than three.
    Dac: …I suck at math. And love.
  • Jim: You’re like the little bits in Lucky Charms that aren’t marshmallows.
  • Jim: That’s between me and Chris.
    TJ: My groin sensors are tingling.
  • Black Paladin: Which means you’re shooting your ass in the foot.
  • Ryan: What’s our intended pattern of propagation?
    Jim: Well, I only intended on getting two or three people pregnant tonight.
    Ryan: Okay, I asked for that.
  • {{Jim: You should call your game Settlers of Marctan.
    {{Marcus: Fuck you.
    {{Jim: Or Marcassonne.
    {{Jim: That one’s better with your name, but the pieces aren’t hexagonal. Also you hate me.
  • Jim: I’m going to cautiously approach it.
    Marcus: I’m going to cautiously deproach it by going away.
  • Jim: Marcus, you’re not allowed to know that. You don’t believe in God.
  • {{Jim: Also, I stabbed your future children.
    {{GX: I hope they deserved it.
    {{Jim: Well, one of them was punching kitties, and the other one was running for president on the Green Party.
  • Ryan: We need to double team a chick, Marcus.
  • Ryan: With you two trying to get me laid and Marcus’s permanent apathy, this will be great!
  • Ryan: I’m really excited when Marcus kills me to see how he does it. Like, I hope it’s something I get to see coming and not something lame like, “Oh, my brakes are gone.”
  • Jim: I think Marcus just had a grand mal seizure.

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