- Jim: You could play Minecraft later. No pressure.
Whitney: That sounds suspiciously like pressure.
- Super Dave: Dean, do you know what happiness is?
Dean: No! I hate it!
- {{Jim: You could. People would think a lot less of you, though.
{{GX: Nobody could think less of me.
- Ryan: you’re only as retarded as your slowest brain cell.
Jim: Oh God, no!
- Marcus: I can walk away proud because when I started the game I didn’t have a penis. But when I finished… [Marcus smiles]
- {{Jim: And a harsh crowd keeps everyone honest.
{{Jim: “Shit, boos? We’d better step it up!”
{{Jim: Coincidentally, that’s what Mario says every time he and Luigi enter a ghost house.
- {{Jim: At least I made everyone obey my Jesus.
{{Marcus: All Praise James Jesus.
{{Jim: Sounds like a cult. :3
{{Marcus: The Congregation of the Quote Book.
{{Jim: Now it sounds like a Satanic cult.
{{Marcus: This book is filled with verbatim wisdom of the Gods.
- Jim: You’re just way too nice, Joe.
Joe Mack: You shut the fuck up.
- {{GX: 10/2.5
{{GX: Oops, you’re not a calculator.
{{Jim: It’s 4.
{{GX: It is.
- {{GX: One Christian school and one county one closed.
{{Jim: Pah. Christians.
{{GX: I know. A little precipitation, and suddenly they start loading two of every animal into a boat.
- {{GX: Yes, I should date more.
{{Jim: Or less. However you want to interpret that.
{{GX: Those people ain’t gonna hurt themselves.
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