- {{TF Boy: I AM READY FOR THE HURRICANE!
{{Jim: Oh yeah, I forgot you were about to get pummeled.
{{TF Boy: I’m moving back to my family home for the weekend because my apartment is flimsy and old and hipstery and who knows what could happen!
- Yuki: You didn’t eat your pickle or coleslaw.
Jim: I don’t like them. Do you want it?
Yuki: Ew, no, I don’t like them either.
Jim: Then why are you judging me!?
- Marcus: I’m just used to being angry around you.
- Joe Mack: Out of all the Marcuses I know, you’re the best one.
Ryan: Marcii?
Marcus: I prefer Marctopodes.
- Jim: Marcus, Ukraine doesn’t have snow. They have fallout.
- Ryan: A watched candle never boils.
- Ryan: Joe, hearing your character speak gives me herpes.
- Ryan: SEED Destiny bent my penis at a right angle, and not in a good way like Metal Gear Solid.
- Marcus: Like you could hit Jim’s penis.
Ryan: Marcus, I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home.
Jim: And those are two meters, like my penis.
- Ryan: I hope you are the sleaziest corporate shit. I can’t wait to kill all of you.
- Jim: No one STARTS at cocaine!
- {{GX: Quick! Steal his organis for some reason!
{{Jim: Nah, the black market moved out of this part of the state.
{{GX: You don’t know about their website?
{{GX: They donate stolen organs to people who have had their organs recently stolen.
{{Jim: I don’t know… sounds like a pyramid scheme.
{{GX: Oh, it is.
{{Jim: Sign me up then!
- Jim: Because he’s about to rape the BALLS off me.
- Jim: Well he’s got telekinesis in his penis.
Ryan: Telekipenis!
- Jim: Let’s double team his balls.
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