World-Didn’t-End-Style Quotes

By Evil Dr. Reef on Jun. 9, 2011
  • Marcus: Andrea, are you a vampire?
    Ryan: She sucks SOMETHING.
    Marcus: That’s not the response I wanted.
  • Jim: I don’t know what your problem with centaurs is, you racist.
    Derek: They’re taking all my jobs. I don’t know why someone would hire an average Joe when they could hire a guy that has horses for feet.
  • Super Dave: Why did you change the song? I thought you were from the Philippines, not the Philistines.
  • Dac: It is literally raining cats and dogs right now.
    Super Dave: That’s not true.
    Derek: Dave, I will literally run you over with the lawnmower.
  • Dac: We’re the fucking shit!
    Super Dave: Yeah, I remember us being shit.
  • Marcus: Whitney. Don’t be distracted right now. Wildfire is about to fail.
  • Jordan: Why don’t you ever gain weight?
    Jim: I think it’s all part of a mindset. My mindset is that I don’t answer STUPID QUESTIONS!
  • Jim: Why did he do that?
    Super Dave: Because he came here with an extra chromosome.
  • Stripper: Look at my vagina!

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