- Super Dave: If you weren’t such a genius.
Dean: Genius? More like a genuine ass.
Derek: Get out of my house. - Marcus: I can’t see why it’s so expensive.
Jim: Because it’s shiny.
Krysty: I’m shiny.
Jim: If you clean your pores, you can fix that problem. - Derek: Did you know that if Dean drank his own weight in water, he’d never stop drinking because the more he drank, the more he’d weigh?
- Super Dave: So which of us do you think is the most gay?
Jim/Derek: You.
Super Dave: But……….why? - Derek: Now let’s never talk about it again.
Jim: Until we make new friends.
Derek: Then let’s never make new friends. - Super Dave: I once accidentally stapled my scrotum to my inner thigh.
Dean: Really?
Super Dave: No.
Derek: That doesn’t sound like something that happened.
Jim: But it does sound like something he’d do. - Dean: I hate this game. 0/10. Call of Duty is a better game than this.
- Marcus: Don’t patronize me. I know I’m thoroughly anally bleeding.
- Marcus: As a heathen–
Jim: A godless heathen?
Marcus: The best kind! - Marcus: Dolphins will stick their penis into that hole, no matter what ‘that hole’ is.
- {{Jim: He’s basically remembered for two things: the Teapot Dome Scandal and being a horndog.
{{GX: Heh…
{{GX: Teapot Dome. - Super Dave: Riddle me this, Batman: What is it that no man wants to have, but no man wants to lose?
Jim: His wife. - Dac: So what are you reading?
Super Dave: An article about a guy getting killed by an alligator.
Dac: So I guess that’s better than talking to your friends.
Jim: Actually…
Dac: I’m serious! - Jim: We came, we saw, we left.
- Jim: What are you, whores or bores?
- Derek: I could beat Dean in an arm wrestling contest if, IF I stab Dean in the liver with a letter opener.
- Dean: It’s a good-ass show.
Derek: It’s okay.
Jim: It’s an okay-ass show.
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