- Dean: …Because I have a big fold where my spine should be.
- Jim: Well I’m going to go cuddle with Skitty because she doesn’t judge me because she doesn’t have a central nervous system.
- Jim: You are a whore and a politician.
- Jim: If you give a bunch of jock guys any sort of sphere and/or ovoid object they will magically split into teams, but they can’t pass an Algebra 1 test.
- Dean: Sometimes you gotta slap a bitch in the dick.
Jim: I don’t know what kind of bitches you’ve been hanging out with.
Super Dave: The only kind of bitches Dean would ever be with.
- Derek: This’ll be easier because you’ll be able to read Dave.
Jim: But he’s insane. He doesn’t have a tell.
- Jim: Don’t make this about me.
Dean: I wasn’t making it about you. I was trying to include you. Sorry for trying to include you, Jim.
- Super Dave: Sub Zero doesn’t know shit about gravity.
- [Dac failed]
Dac: I didn’t see anything. Did you see anything?
Super Dave/Jim: Nuh uh.
Derek: I saw you fail.
Dac: Oh no, that’s what we’re pretending we didn’t see!
- Jim: Dean is Microsoft Word.
Derek: That explains why it’s so slow.
Dean: How do you spell that… what’s that word? It’s like a stick with numbers on it? A ruler, yeah, a ruler!
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