- {{Jim: Double double, toil and trouble. How does your garden grow. One for the master and one for the dame, and here comes a chopper to chop off your head!
- {{GX: Oh! That reminds me! I caught a Kangaskhan in the Dream World today!
{{Jim: Did it cleave off your head?
{{GX: I don’t think you read the thing I typed.
{{Jim: I read it. I just live in my own little world.
- {{GX: apparently the small bag of rubber bands I bought was pre-dryrotted for my convenience.
{{Jim: Those rubber band companies just love helping out the little guy.
{{GX: I’ll have to switch to my non-dryrotted bag.
{{Jim: Just like you to ignore the effort the rubber band companies went though.
{{GX: No, I admire the effort. You can tell by how carefully and elegantly I threw the bands away.
- {{GX: Describing one’s wit it is like describing how one draws a dog. Oh, I’m sorry, did you want an explanation for that simile? Well, I’m kind of busy, but if you absolutely need to know. Some will draw a very refined, clean, photo-esque dog. Others will give him big cartoon eyes, and maybe a bow tie. Some will even flip you off and go watch MTV instead. And of course, we have those who feel that the dog could use a few extra limbs, or those who dress him up as Spiderman (or Batman, for those of you more DC-inclined), and of course, those who light the paper on fire and eat the resulting ashes to gain the paper’s power. Yes, wit is like all of those things, just as satire is like drawing a mongoose, parody is like drawing a flying cobra, and physical comedy is like drawing a cloud as a heavy object impacts your groin.
- {{GX: Innuendo Force is measured in Sexy Newtons.
{{Jim: I’d rather use metric. What’s the conversion to Sexy Joules?
{{GX: 1/69.
- {{GX: AH! YOU’RE CHANGING THE TOPIC TOO QUICKLY! THE CONVERSATION CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE! IT’S BREAKING UP!!!
{{Jim: You’ve got to give her more, Scotty!
{{GX: That’s what she said.
{{Jim: …But… but… Scotty’s old. And fat. o_o
- {{Jim: Hey everyone! Let’s go watch G-Savior! =D
{{Ryan: I’d rather die.
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